Thursday, February 11, 2010

一月已经过到不要再过了,可是有些事情已经预订好要在一月完成的,却还要再等。如今,我们大马传说中第一艘的潜水艇,也如许多政府工程般,截至日起到了却还没做完该做的事。就如,竖立在那些工程旁的牌子上所写的,“Satu Lagi Projek Barisan Nasional".



一如英文报,《马来邮报》所报道, 这艘在外国叫潜水艇,可是来到大马就不会潜水的艇,本该在今年一月杪完成一个热带下水的测试,可是叻,发现到这艘耗资10亿的潜水艇,到了大马水土不服,直接不会潜水去,真奇怪叻。依我看,应该是,潜水艇来了大马,改了个名字影响到它的能力。可能是我们的国父,没学过潜水,所以艇如其名,也不会潜水去了。还好,我们这个国父学习能力佳,学了一个月后,。据我们的,国防部长说,这个礼拜过后,它应该就可以学会了。普通我们买东西的时候,要注意一个东西叫”caveat emptor" 的东西,货物既出概不退还。在法国那边,没有好好的试过跟确定过,就直接花了10亿去买,好不好笑先?不知道同是没有试飞过就直接买的直升机,是不是也一样来到大马就飞不起了?eh, sorry,我弄错了,在大马,飞得起的东西都没有引擎的,因为大马没有战争,太无聊,所以引擎自己会飞到乌拉圭去旅行。

用10亿买到一个不确定能不能在自己国家下水的潜水艇,"Cui bono”?刚刚,学到一个新词,呵呵,对谁有利?对谁有利?大马人民?屁啦,买一个不三不四又不能下水的潜水艇,保护不了国家,对你有个屁用?买个这样子烂的潜水艇,不如学泰国酱,买一艘航空母舰,又大又豪华,又可以打击海盗,又不用放在沙巴那边摆美。这样的话,到底“cui bono"?那鸡?不懂会不会是那只鸡,买的时候是那只鸡做决定的咯,那时候,pak辣,还是财长罢了,想看,10亿的10巴仙应该够花了吧。我没有说是那只鸡,乱买的哦。

我没有说有谁在贪污。我只是说,大马的采购员比较geng,买到比人家印度,智利贵就算了,没想到,还不能下水tim。可能那个决定买潜水艇的那只鸡,他手上拿的那张industrial economics学士文凭,放在橱里面太久了,忘记掉去了,同时,那个时任财长得pak辣,拿的那张Islamic Studies没有教到要怎样才可以出钱买东西的道理。以致这两条水,一不小心,就买到这样的东西。

总的来说,那只鸡跟pak辣都不适合同时任财长跟防长,他们只适合一起煮,做成辣子鸡,而这两个那么重要的职位,不如给Gauss来试试。

Tuesday, February 9, 2010


纯为插图,跟故事没有关系。

今天对银州,以至小马国的人民来说,都是非同小可的一天。WHY??前面有提到银州,你还猜不出什么事情咩?今天是裁决谁才是银州大臣的日子啦。

并没有发生奇迹,赞臂力还是继续坐稳他的宝座,短时间内应该没有什么人能挑战他了。 可怜的妮砸,本以为能再次欢呼胜利,可惜胜利之神这一次并没有站在妮砸这边(那鸡:我才不信神除了拉拉,胜利是操纵在人手上的)。今天,锅阵5比0轻轻松松做掉悯联(我看锅阵最多嘛放2粒而已,没有想到一赢就是5粒)。可能如阿鸟所说,上场在高庭悯联会胜也不过是那鸡放他一次,因为上一场输了还可以上诉,顺便给你们悯联爽下,第二场联邦法院输了,你就跟“林伯”出局。

纯为插图,跟故事没有关系。

很快的,很多悯联的领袖就跑出来讲话了。林鸡香第一个讲:”这是民主悲哀一天,以及司法制度黑暗的一天。”。我看这些人都不适合讲这些话,Gauss能讲,路边卖七里香的安娣可以讲,在公园玩泥砂的ah boy可以讲,就是你们悯联的没有资格讲(安画:“喂,鸡蛋糕你,不懂什么叫言论自由咩,做么不给我们讲?)。还记得悯联的人在08年的时候一直讲什么916,916变天的吗?虽然最后因为安画忙着鸡奸别人(那鸡:‘这个新闻是那只死马教我做出来的啦,你相信安画真的酱爱鸡奸人咩?真的话,他早都铁棒磨成针了咯!)而作罢了,但他们高唱916变天,是不是也表示了死青蛙也可以决定一个国家或是一个州的政权的嘛。既然,都接受死青蛙了,你们悯联的也配喊民主死亡咩?bodoh!!麻烦你们不要再喊了,我听到都想吐!!

所以这次,银州的政权被夺那是悯联自作自受,活该,berry gud jiat cendol。

但他们今天讲了那么多鸟话,还是有一两句是人听的。泥砸:我们马来西亚将步入君主时代。虽然这句话有点夸大其词,不过,从这次的事件当中,我们看到了书蛋起了决定性的作用,他的权力竟然大到阻止一个州议会所决定的大臣担任周五大臣。

这个蛋凭什么有那么大的权力,就因为他爸爸,他祖先有集到福,他就可以在这边耀武扬威...

我还是支持民联的, 不过麻烦悯联的人不要每天在那便扮可怜,你们不可爱,也不是阿娇没有人会想看你们扮可怜的衰样。麻烦你们做多一点成绩出来,小马国,民不民主,下次大选你就知道了咯....

死青蛙这种文化,应该被杜绝的,法令也应该制的。可是麻烦麻烦悯联的你们,在喊杜绝死青蛙的时候,叫那个死鸡奸佬不要一直又讲有人要跳槽了,小马国要变天了。妈的,死变态。

Monday, January 25, 2010

United State of Pop



够够力的歌一首,一堆歌mix在一起...

blame on me

I'm sorry for the times that I left you home
I was on the road and you were alone
I'm sorry for the times that I had to go
I'm sorry for the fact that I did not know

That you were sitting home just wishing we
Could go back to when it was just you and me
I'm sorry for the times I would neglect
I'm sorry for the times I disrespect

I'm sorry for the wrong things that I've done
I'm sorry for the fact that I'm not aware
That you can't sleep at night when I am not there

Because I'm in the streets like everyday
I'm sorry for the things that I did not say
Like how you are the best thing in my world
And how I'm so proud to call you my girl

I understand that there's some problems
And I'm not too blind to know
All the pain you kept inside you
Even though you might not show

这一段真的很适合....

Thursday, December 17, 2009

I recently upgraded my Inspiron 1420 from Windows Vista Home Premium 642-bit) to Windows 7 Ultimate (64-bit). The upgrade was very successful with the exception of audio problems.

what u need to do is just download this driver and install...
can apply for SigmaTel Audio system that cant work properly in Windows 7 only....

http://ftp.us.dell.com/audio/R171786.exe

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Yui

很喜欢的一个日本歌星,没什么,就觉得她的歌好听(声音听起来很舒服,就算是rolling star),人也蛮不错的.....hehe...好像不是很多人认识她,不过,它才二十二,06年就开始唱了。




好像是这首在做bleach(没有看,不过,还是懂,muakhahahaha)的主题曲之后才开始出名的,还有一首叫life是bleach的片尾曲...

Monday, November 23, 2009

web acronyms

看到好多人,不懂网络缩语,却又常用。把一些在网上看到的与大家分享....

AFAIK =» As Far As I Know
AFK =» Away From Keyboard
ASAP =» As Soon As Possible
BAS =» Big *** Smile
BBL =» Be Back Later
BBN =» Bye Bye Now
BBS =» Be Back Soon
BEG =» Big Evil Grin
BF =» Boyfriend
BIBO =» Beer In, Beer Out
BRB =» Be Right Back
BTW =» By The Way
BWL =» Bursting With Laughter
C&G =» Chuckle and Grin
CICO =» Coffee In, Coffee Out
CID =» Crying In Disgrace
CNP =» Continued (in my) Next Post
CP =» Chat Post(a chat message)
CRBT =» Crying Real Big Tears
CSG =» Chuckle Snicker Grin
CYA =» See You (Seeya)
CYAL8R =» See You Later (Seeyalata)
DLTBBB =» Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
EG =» Evil Grin
EMSG =» Email Message
FC =» Fingers Crossed
FTBOMH =» From The Bottom Of My Heart
FYI =» For Your Information
FWIW =» For What It's Worth
GAL =» Get A Life
GF =» Girlfriend
GFN =» Gone For Now
GMBA =» Giggling My Butt Off
GMTA =» Great Minds Think Alike
GTSY =» Glad To See You
H&K =» Hug and Kiss
HABU =» Have A Better 'Un
HAGN =» Have A Good Night
HAGU =» Have A Good 'Un
HHIS =» Hanging Head in Shame
HUB =» Head Up Butt
IAE =» In Any Event
IC =» I See
IGP =» I Gotta Pee
IMNSHO =» In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO =» In My Opinion
IMCO =» In My Considered Opinion
IMHO =» In My Humble Opinion
IOW =» In Other Words
IRL =» In Real Life
IWALU =» I Will Always Love You
JMO =» Just My Opinion
JTLYK =» Just To Let You Know
KIT =» Keep In Touch
KOC =» Kiss On Cheek
KOL =» Kiss On Lips
L8R =» Later
L8R G8R =» Later 'Gater
LHM =» Lord Help Me
LHO =» Laughing Head Off
LHU =» Lord Help Us
LMAO =» Laughing My *** Off
LMSO =» Laughing My Socks Off
LOL =» Laugh Out Loud
LSHMBB =» Laughing So Hard My Belly is Bouncing
LSHMBH =» Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LSHTTARDML =» Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
LTNS =» Long Time No See
LTS =» Laughing To Self
LUWAMH =» Love You With All My Heart
LY =» Love Ya
MTF =» More To Follow
NRN =» No Reply Necessary
NADT =» Not A Darn Thing
OIC =» Oh, I See
OL =» Old Lady (significant other)
OM =» Old Man (significant other)
OTOH =» On The Other Hand
OTTOMH =» Off The Top of My Head
PDS =» Please Don't Shoot
PITA =» Pain In The ***
PM =» Private Message
PMFJI =» Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMP =» Peed My Pants
POAHF =» Put On A Happy Face
QSL =» Reply
QSO =» Conversation
QT =» Cutie
ROFL =» Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROFLAPMP =» ROFL And Peeing My Pants
ROFLMAO =» ROFL My *** Off
ROFLMAOAY =» ROFLMAO At You
ROFLMAOWTIME =» ROFLMAO With Tears In My Eyes
ROFLUTSROFL =» Unable to Speak
RTFM =» Read The F****** Manual!
SETE =» Smiling Ear To Ear
SHID =» Slaps Head In Disgust
SNERT =» Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
SO =» Significant Other
SOT =» Short Of Time
SOTMG =» Short Of Time Must Go
SWAK =» Sealed With A Kiss
SWAS =» Scientific Wild *** Guess
SWL =» Screaming with Laughter
SYS =» See You Soon
TA =» Thanks Again
TGIF =» Thank God It's Friday
TCOY =» Take Care Of Yourself
TILII =» Tell It Like It Is
TNT =» Till Next Time
TOY =» Thinking Of You
TTFN =» Ta Ta For Now
TTYL =» Talk To You Later
WAS =» Wild *** Guess
WB =» Welcome Back
WTH =» What/Who The Heck (or sub an 'F' for the 'H')
YBS =» You'll Be Sorry
YG =» Young Gentleman
YL =» Young Lady
YM =» Young Man

最近访台湾旅行,照片比较多,所以load进来的时候会慢一点,请各位见谅....

Monday, November 16, 2009

鸟歌 X 2



无意间看到的一首歌.....



鸟人介绍的...hehehe....超级鸟歌....

两首歌都是同一个团体唱的....

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

写了那么多天的台湾之旅,换换口味吧,明天才继续写。几天介绍大家一个网盘。我相信各位常常想与朋友share一些file时,要upload到网上吧,可是rapidshare,megaupload啊,这些网盘又太怪懒了,每次都要等,而且一次一个不可以用idm、迅雷、flashget等等。line不小心断掉,大支要再下载过。呵呵,我们现在又ifile.it了,完全免费。的空的话,继续看下去吧。



超级简单的界面....

http://ifile.it/

一开进去简单的界面。

打着,几个蛮吸引人的features

1)可断点再续下载
2)可应用download manager
3)没有时间限制、或下载次数限制
4)不需要等待。

* Guest users, 7 days after last download(没注册用户,如果7天内没有人下载,就会删除)
*Free registered users:
** 90 days after last download for files below 100MB(注 册用户,小过100mb的file,如果90天内没有人下载,就会删除)
** 30 days after last download for files above 100MB(注 册用户,大过100mb的file,如果30天内没有人下载,就会删除)
** 14 days after last download for files above 200MB(注 册用户,过200mb的file,如果14天内没 有人下载,就会删除)

还有个很可爱的补充
:以上条例未必会跟从,如果网站的空间足够的话,会延后日期删除。

可惜,下载速度不是特别快罢了,算得上是普通罢。呵呵。upload叻,超级快哦!

介绍给大家,我知道许多朋友都会好心要上传一些东西,与大家分享,不过,有些网盘真的是太过分了。试试http://ifile.it/吧。 不是打广告,我一个子都得不到。谢谢.....希望各位,再继续位共享努力吧!!!

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

math.........

Q. If only DEAD people understand hexadecimal, how many people understand hexadecimal?







A. 57005.

 

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