Thursday, February 11, 2010
一月已经过到不要再过了,可是有些事情已经预订好要在一月完成的,却还要再等。如今,我们大马传说中第一艘的潜水艇,也如许多政府工程般,截至日起到了却还没做完该做的事。就如,竖立在那些工程旁的牌子上所写的,“Satu Lagi Projek Barisan Nasional".
一如英文报,《马来邮报》所报道, 这艘在外国叫潜水艇,可是来到大马就不会潜水的艇,本该在今年一月杪完成一个热带下水的测试,可是叻,发现到这艘耗资10亿的潜水艇,到了大马水土不服,直接不会潜水去,真奇怪叻。依我看,应该是,潜水艇来了大马,改了个名字影响到它的能力。可能是我们的国父,没学过潜水,所以艇如其名,也不会潜水去了。还好,我们这个国父学习能力佳,学了一个月后,。据我们的,国防部长说,这个礼拜过后,它应该就可以学会了。普通我们买东西的时候,要注意一个东西叫”caveat emptor" 的东西,货物既出概不退还。在法国那边,没有好好的试过跟确定过,就直接花了10亿去买,好不好笑先?不知道同是没有试飞过就直接买的直升机,是不是也一样来到大马就飞不起了?eh, sorry,我弄错了,在大马,飞得起的东西都没有引擎的,因为大马没有战争,太无聊,所以引擎自己会飞到乌拉圭去旅行。
用10亿买到一个不确定能不能在自己国家下水的潜水艇,"Cui bono”?刚刚,学到一个新词,呵呵,对谁有利?对谁有利?大马人民?屁啦,买一个不三不四又不能下水的潜水艇,保护不了国家,对你有个屁用?买个这样子烂的潜水艇,不如学泰国酱,买一艘航空母舰,又大又豪华,又可以打击海盗,又不用放在沙巴那边摆美。这样的话,到底“cui bono"?那鸡?不懂会不会是那只鸡,买的时候是那只鸡做决定的咯,那时候,pak辣,还是财长罢了,想看,10亿的10巴仙应该够花了吧。我没有说是那只鸡,乱买的哦。
我没有说有谁在贪污。我只是说,大马的采购员比较geng,买到比人家印度,智利贵就算了,没想到,还不能下水tim。可能那个决定买潜水艇的那只鸡,他手上拿的那张industrial economics学士文凭,放在橱里面太久了,忘记掉去了,同时,那个时任财长得pak辣,拿的那张Islamic Studies没有教到要怎样才可以出钱买东西的道理。以致这两条水,一不小心,就买到这样的东西。
总的来说,那只鸡跟pak辣都不适合同时任财长跟防长,他们只适合一起煮,做成辣子鸡,而这两个那么重要的职位,不如给Gauss来试试。
Labels: POLITICS
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
纯为插图,跟故事没有关系。
今天对银州,以至小马国的人民来说,都是非同小可的一天。WHY??前面有提到银州,你还猜不出什么事情咩?今天是裁决谁才是银州大臣的日子啦。
并没有发生奇迹,赞臂力还是继续坐稳他的宝座,短时间内应该没有什么人能挑战他了。 可怜的妮砸,本以为能再次欢呼胜利,可惜胜利之神这一次并没有站在妮砸这边(那鸡:我才不信神除了拉拉,胜利是操纵在人手上的)。今天,锅阵5比0轻轻松松做掉悯联(我看锅阵最多嘛放2粒而已,没有想到一赢就是5粒)。可能如阿鸟所说,上场在高庭悯联会胜也不过是那鸡放他一次,因为上一场输了还可以上诉,顺便给你们悯联爽下,第二场联邦法院输了,你就跟“林伯”出局。
纯为插图,跟故事没有关系。
很快的,很多悯联的领袖就跑出来讲话了。林鸡香第一个讲:”这是民主悲哀一天,以及司法制度黑暗的一天。”。我看这些人都不适合讲这些话,Gauss能讲,路边卖七里香的安娣可以讲,在公园玩泥砂的ah boy可以讲,就是你们悯联的没有资格讲(安画:“喂,鸡蛋糕你,不懂什么叫言论自由咩,做么不给我们讲?)。还记得悯联的人在08年的时候一直讲什么916,916变天的吗?虽然最后因为安画忙着鸡奸别人(那鸡:‘这个新闻是那只死马教我做出来的啦,你相信安画真的酱爱鸡奸人咩?真的话,他早都铁棒磨成针了咯!)而作罢了,但他们高唱916变天,是不是也表示了死青蛙也可以决定一个国家或是一个州的政权的嘛。既然,都接受死青蛙了,你们悯联的也配喊民主死亡咩?bodoh!!麻烦你们不要再喊了,我听到都想吐!!
所以这次,银州的政权被夺那是悯联自作自受,活该,berry gud jiat cendol。
但他们今天讲了那么多鸟话,还是有一两句是人听的。泥砸:我们马来西亚将步入君主时代。虽然这句话有点夸大其词,不过,从这次的事件当中,我们看到了书蛋起了决定性的作用,他的权力竟然大到阻止一个州议会所决定的大臣担任周五大臣。
这个蛋凭什么有那么大的权力,就因为他爸爸,他祖先有集到福,他就可以在这边耀武扬威...
我还是支持民联的, 不过麻烦悯联的人不要每天在那便扮可怜,你们不可爱,也不是阿娇没有人会想看你们扮可怜的衰样。麻烦你们做多一点成绩出来,小马国,民不民主,下次大选你就知道了咯....
死青蛙这种文化,应该被杜绝的,法令也应该制的。可是麻烦麻烦悯联的你们,在喊杜绝死青蛙的时候,叫那个死鸡奸佬不要一直又讲有人要跳槽了,小马国要变天了。妈的,死变态。
Labels: POLITICS
Monday, January 25, 2010
够够力的歌一首,一堆歌mix在一起...
Labels: MTV of the week
I'm sorry for the times that I left you home
I was on the road and you were alone
I'm sorry for the times that I had to go
I'm sorry for the fact that I did not know
That you were sitting home just wishing we
Could go back to when it was just you and me
I'm sorry for the times I would neglect
I'm sorry for the times I disrespect
I'm sorry for the wrong things that I've done
I'm sorry for the fact that I'm not aware
That you can't sleep at night when I am not there
Because I'm in the streets like everyday
I'm sorry for the things that I did not say
Like how you are the best thing in my world
And how I'm so proud to call you my girl
I understand that there's some problems
And I'm not too blind to know
All the pain you kept inside you
Even though you might not show
这一段真的很适合....
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Dell inspiron 1420 no sound after format?? Dell 1420在windows7里的声卡解决
0 comments Posted by Gauss Low at 10:43 PMI recently upgraded my Inspiron 1420 from Windows Vista Home Premium 642-bit) to Windows 7 Ultimate (64-bit). The upgrade was very successful with the exception of audio problems.
what u need to do is just download this driver and install...
can apply for SigmaTel Audio system that cant work properly in Windows 7 only....
http://ftp.us.dell.com/audio/R171786.exe
Labels: 电脑小知识
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
很喜欢的一个日本歌星,没什么,就觉得她的歌好听(声音听起来很舒服,就算是rolling star),人也蛮不错的.....hehe...好像不是很多人认识她,不过,它才二十二,06年就开始唱了。
好像是这首在做bleach(没有看,不过,还是懂,muakhahahaha)的主题曲之后才开始出名的,还有一首叫life是bleach的片尾曲...
Labels: MTV of the week
Monday, November 23, 2009
看到好多人,不懂网络缩语,却又常用。把一些在网上看到的与大家分享....
AFAIK =» As Far As I Know
AFK =» Away From Keyboard
ASAP =» As Soon As Possible
BAS =» Big *** Smile
BBL =» Be Back Later
BBN =» Bye Bye Now
BBS =» Be Back Soon
BEG =» Big Evil Grin
BF =» Boyfriend
BIBO =» Beer In, Beer Out
BRB =» Be Right Back
BTW =» By The Way
BWL =» Bursting With Laughter
C&G =» Chuckle and Grin
CICO =» Coffee In, Coffee Out
CID =» Crying In Disgrace
CNP =» Continued (in my) Next Post
CP =» Chat Post(a chat message)
CRBT =» Crying Real Big Tears
CSG =» Chuckle Snicker Grin
CYA =» See You (Seeya)
CYAL8R =» See You Later (Seeyalata)
DLTBBB =» Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
EG =» Evil Grin
EMSG =» Email Message
FC =» Fingers Crossed
FTBOMH =» From The Bottom Of My Heart
FYI =» For Your Information
FWIW =» For What It's Worth
GAL =» Get A Life
GF =» Girlfriend
GFN =» Gone For Now
GMBA =» Giggling My Butt Off
GMTA =» Great Minds Think Alike
GTSY =» Glad To See You
H&K =» Hug and Kiss
HABU =» Have A Better 'Un
HAGN =» Have A Good Night
HAGU =» Have A Good 'Un
HHIS =» Hanging Head in Shame
HUB =» Head Up Butt
IAE =» In Any Event
IC =» I See
IGP =» I Gotta Pee
IMNSHO =» In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO =» In My Opinion
IMCO =» In My Considered Opinion
IMHO =» In My Humble Opinion
IOW =» In Other Words
IRL =» In Real Life
IWALU =» I Will Always Love You
JMO =» Just My Opinion
JTLYK =» Just To Let You Know
KIT =» Keep In Touch
KOC =» Kiss On Cheek
KOL =» Kiss On Lips
L8R =» Later
L8R G8R =» Later 'Gater
LHM =» Lord Help Me
LHO =» Laughing Head Off
LHU =» Lord Help Us
LMAO =» Laughing My *** Off
LMSO =» Laughing My Socks Off
LOL =» Laugh Out Loud
LSHMBB =» Laughing So Hard My Belly is Bouncing
LSHMBH =» Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LSHTTARDML =» Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
LTNS =» Long Time No See
LTS =» Laughing To Self
LUWAMH =» Love You With All My Heart
LY =» Love Ya
MTF =» More To Follow
NRN =» No Reply Necessary
NADT =» Not A Darn Thing
OIC =» Oh, I See
OL =» Old Lady (significant other)
OM =» Old Man (significant other)
OTOH =» On The Other Hand
OTTOMH =» Off The Top of My Head
PDS =» Please Don't Shoot
PITA =» Pain In The ***
PM =» Private Message
PMFJI =» Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMP =» Peed My Pants
POAHF =» Put On A Happy Face
QSL =» Reply
QSO =» Conversation
QT =» Cutie
ROFL =» Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROFLAPMP =» ROFL And Peeing My Pants
ROFLMAO =» ROFL My *** Off
ROFLMAOAY =» ROFLMAO At You
ROFLMAOWTIME =» ROFLMAO With Tears In My Eyes
ROFLUTSROFL =» Unable to Speak
RTFM =» Read The F****** Manual!
SETE =» Smiling Ear To Ear
SHID =» Slaps Head In Disgust
SNERT =» Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
SO =» Significant Other
SOT =» Short Of Time
SOTMG =» Short Of Time Must Go
SWAK =» Sealed With A Kiss
SWAS =» Scientific Wild *** Guess
SWL =» Screaming with Laughter
SYS =» See You Soon
TA =» Thanks Again
TGIF =» Thank God It's Friday
TCOY =» Take Care Of Yourself
TILII =» Tell It Like It Is
TNT =» Till Next Time
TOY =» Thinking Of You
TTFN =» Ta Ta For Now
TTYL =» Talk To You Later
WAS =» Wild *** Guess
WB =» Welcome Back
WTH =» What/Who The Heck (or sub an 'F' for the 'H')
YBS =» You'll Be Sorry
YG =» Young Gentleman
YL =» Young Lady
YM =» Young Man
最近访台湾旅行,照片比较多,所以load进来的时候会慢一点,请各位见谅....
Labels: 小知识
Monday, November 16, 2009
无意间看到的一首歌.....
鸟人介绍的...hehehe....超级鸟歌....
两首歌都是同一个团体唱的....
Labels: MTV of the week
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
写了那么多天的台湾之旅,换换口味吧,明天才继续写。几天介绍大家一个网盘。我相信各位常常想与朋友share一些file时,要upload到网上吧,可是rapidshare,megaupload啊,这些网盘又太怪懒了,每次都要等,而且一次一个不可以用idm、迅雷、flashget等等。line不小心断掉,大支要再下载过。呵呵,我们现在又ifile.it了,完全免费。的空的话,继续看下去吧。

超级简单的界面....
http://ifile.it/
一开进去简单的界面。
打着,几个蛮吸引人的features
1)可断点再续下载
2)可应用download manager
3)没有时间限制、或下载次数限制
4)不需要等待。
* Guest users, 7 days after last download(没注册用户,如果7天内没有人下载,就会删除)
*Free registered users:
** 90 days after last download for files below 100MB(注 册用户,小过100mb的file,如果90天内没有人下载,就会删除)
** 30 days after last download for files above 100MB(注 册用户,大过100mb的file,如果30天内没有人下载,就会删除)
** 14 days after last download for files above 200MB(注 册用户,大过200mb的file,如果14天内没 有人下载,就会删除)
还有个很可爱的补充
:以上条例未必会跟从,如果网站的空间足够的话,会延后日期删除。
可惜,下载速度不是特别快罢了,算得上是普通罢。呵呵。upload叻,超级快哦!
介绍给大家,我知道许多朋友都会好心要上传一些东西,与大家分享,不过,有些网盘真的是太过分了。试试http://ifile.it/吧。 不是打广告,我一个子都得不到。谢谢.....希望各位,再继续位共享努力吧!!!
Labels: 电脑小知识
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
- Q. If only DEAD people understand hexadecimal, how many people understand hexadecimal?
- A. 57005.
